Jym-Nate Gordon is a superb writer. He is also quite bi-polar. When it comes to business, he is professional, positive, organized, and always in a forward motion. However, in the personal sense, he is light hearted, sincere, and often, comical to the point of aggravating. He is in the latter state of mind now, as I talk to him over the phone. He is in his car, driving up interstate 395 in California. He is looking for a place to shoot his short film, "Victor's Run".

HLG: Have you found a site yet?
JNG: I found one place, but when I got out of the car, there was a tarantula the size of a dinner plate standing there by the side of the road.
HLG: Geez!
JNG: And I think it could fly.
HLG: What?!
JNG: There was just something about the way it looked at me. You know? Like it was saying, "I'll kill you if you come any closer."
HLG: I hate spiders. Especially if they are the size of a dinner plate and can fly.
JNG: It just had too much confidence. Either it could fly, or it had a gun.
HLG: Well, I called because I'm writing for the website, and we need a mission statement.
JNG: Our mission is to make money, so that I can buy a penguin.
HLG: This should be kind of serious.
JNG: Okay….I want to save a penguin. Is that better?
HLG: No.
JNG: So then, what should I say?
HLG: What do you want to do with Blind Kitten Films?
JNG: Okay…serious…no penguin jokes.
HLG: Please, no penguin jokes.